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12 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching The Olympics

Okay Michael Phelps just got out of the pool. Stay calm. OMG HIS ABS ARE GLISTENING.

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12 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching The Olympics
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Well ladies, here we are. We have finally begun a very exciting event that is the 2016 Olympics (shoutout to Team USA on winning that first gold medal though). This is a wonderful time to come together, root for our athletes and celebrate their accomplishments as they represent us in Rio. Whether you're a regular Team USA enthusiast or this is the first time you have watched a competitive sporting event in the last four years, here's just a few of the thoughts that might be crossing through your mind while you are watching the 2016 Olympic Games.

1. It's FINALLY here!

2. One of the P&G "Thank You, Mom" commercials comes on and you promised yourself that you wouldn't get emotional.

3. Alright Team USA, it's time. This is what we've been training for. Did I say we? I meant you. This is what you've been training for. I've been eating Tacos and watching The Office on Netflix. But I'm here and I'm ready.

4. Okay Michael Phelps is getting out of the pool. No big deal. He is only a God among us mere mortals. Stay calm. OMG HIS ABS ARE GLISTENING.

5. But then suddenly remembering the fact that he's engaged and has an adorable baby son.

6. Uhm wait, so when does gymnastics come on?

7. OMG. This is it. Guys! Everyone get out here! Gymnastics is on! I'm really not sure if I'm mentally prepared for this.


8. Okay holy crap. Simone Biles is amazing.

9. Wow I wish my legs looked like hers. They should... I mean, I run sometimes and I always take the stairs.

10. Alright I need to go on a diet. Starting right now.

11. Well, mom's making hamburgers tonight. So tomorrow. My diet can start tomorrow.

12. And she stuck the landing. H*ll yeah, that's right. You don't mess with the USA baby. All we do is win. I wonder if those burgers are ready yet?

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