Ah, yes. The long awaited moment we've all been thinking about is finally here.

1. I literally didn't do anything I said I was going to do this summer.

2. I was suppose to get hot.

3. Hopefully I don't see all those people I told that we'd totally hang out because that definitely did not happen whatsoever.

4. I am kind of excited to show off all this swag I've acquired.

5. I probably should have ordered my textbooks already but i'm just gonna put that off as long as possible.

6. I'm just going to act like I came prepared and I actually know what the professor is talking about.

7. Why are all these professors trying to give a lecture during syllabus week? Not today, Satan.

8. Damn, did I forget how to write or has my handwriting always been this terrible?

9. I'm gonna be on it this year. No procrastinating, go to every class, keep my planner organized...

10. When is Christmas break?

11. Am I getting older or are the freshmen getting younger?

12. How much are Segways? Because these classes are miles apart and I'm way too lazy for this.

Alright guys, let's do this.