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12 Thoughts That All Clumsy People Can Relate To

If there was an Olympic sport for tripping, you'd be a gold medalist

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12 Thoughts That All Clumsy People Can Relate To
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Most people get sore after running three miles, working out, carrying boxes, and doing other daily strenuous activities. But when you're a clumsy person, you're basically aching from everyday life. A day doesn't go by when you don't run into a table, trip up the stairs, slam the door on some part of your body, or find a new bruise. People assume that you have a sports related injury, but it's really just from falling over all the time.

1. Discovering new bruises everyday

Your legs are a museum of purple, blue, and gray bruises.

2. Not just bruises, but cuts and scratches too

3. And you're not the only one who gets injured, your phone gets beat up as well

4. You actually drop everything that's been placed into your hands

5. Anything flying or being thrown to you is basically your worst nightmare

6. Genuinely believing that furniture moves just so you can bang into it

But we all know that the side of the table hits you on purpose

7. Getting so excited over something that you end up the ground

8. Taking extra caution when walking on slippery, icy, wet, or unstable grounds

9. Tripping while walking up AND down the stairs at least once a day

10. People constantly think you're drunk because you stumble on flat land

11. Walking in heels is an absolute disaster

12. But at the end of the day, you know your clumsiness makes great stories

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