Everyone has THE messy friend, and if you don't, it's probably you. Most people are proud of their clean rooms, while the messy friends have just given up. I am the messy friend, my room is atrocious and my friends are judgmental. If you are like me, then you can probably relate to the majority of these signs. If you think you are not like me, but still relate... SURPRISE! You are the messy friend.
1. Your friends have to shove things off the couch to sit down.
They shove everything off without regard for your belongings. Then they flop down like they own the place.
2. Getting into your bed is like walking through a labyrinth.
Sometimes you just have to clear a path in order to make it.
3. People underestimate when you say your room is a mess.
The infamous "It can't be that bad" or the "My room is a mess too."4. You go through phases of being neat.
Every once in a while inspiration hits and you clean your room. You may even make a list.5. It never lasts.
After all, it's easier to mess it up than clean it up. Also, laziness is real.
6. You can never find your keys... or anything for that matter.
Yet, your friends can find them for you.
7. You never sleep alone.
How can you be alone with all of that laundry?8. Other people help you clean your room.
Often against your will or theirs.9. You constantly buy things that you think you lost.
Sometimes, it is easier to replace things.
10. You end up finding duplicates of things.
Maybe you shouldn't have replaced the items you "lost".11. You consider paying people to clean-up for you.
You're busy, why not have someone else do it for you? Plus, you are helping out a friend.
12. Whenever the word "messy" or the phrase "not organized" comes up, you get those eyes.
They think their glances are sly. You notice the looks.