1. You never lock the doors
The entire parking lot at the store is filled with running cars, all of them with the keys still in the ignition. All are so easy to steal and yet no one touches them.
2. You almost never miss a sports game
Whether you are a sports fan or not, you almost never miss a game. Either you go to watch a friend play or to hang out, there are very few games that you have missed.
3. The cold doesn't bother you
I can't tell you how many times I've gone out in 20 degree weather in a t-shirt to do chores, or have shoveled off the deck in bare feet. Almost rarely the cold seems to be a bother.
4. You own either a snowmobile or ATV
Because what else is there to do in town? Seriously?
5. You've walked down the street all night
And you know that after 5, the road is silent. Unless it's on the weekends when everyone from Quebec is driving through.
6. You go to Old Mill and not the Town Park
Let the tourists go to the park and enjoy it, we'll just enjoy our sandy little b each.
7. You LOVE going to Slidedown
If you don't love the falls, are you even from around here? How can you not love going to Slidedown?
8. The tourists are hilarious
Now we won't say that to any of them because Jackman is a tourist town and needs to have the tourism, but some of the things that people say or do are laugh worthy.
9. Everyone has seen a moose in their backyard
And I mean everyone. I've seen one walk around in the Post Office parking lot, if they're wandering around there, they will be everywhere.
10. Hunting is a way of life
So is fishing. I don't think I know anyone in town who doesn't hunt or fish.
11. Everyone is shocked at your graduating class number
Every time I tell people I graduated in a class of 11, people stare at me like I just grew horns out of my head.
12. You know everyone
Self-explanatory.