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12 Things I Think To Myself While Getting Ready

Less is more, right?

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12 Things I Think To Myself While Getting Ready
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I'm pretty low maintenance. I have days where I like to get dolled up but let's be honest, those days are few and far between. I mainly do it because it's expected of me. I'd rather wear yoga pants than jeans and I'd rather wear a pocket monogram tee than a button up or a blazer. That's not to say I don't buy those or have hundreds of them in my closet, but that's exactly where I like to keep them... in my closet. Getting ready can sometimes be a struggle and it is certainly not something I enjoy. Anybody with me?

1. GET UP! You have to look nice today.

2. If you get up now, you still have time to look decent.

3. If you don't get your ass out of the bed, you won't have time to do your hair AND makeup.

4. Which one is more important today... hair or makeup?

5. Definitely makeup.

6. I have time to wash my hair and leave it wet or not wash it and use dry shampoo again. Can you use dry shampoo four days in a row?! If I leave it wet, I can just braid it.

7. Dry shampoo it is.

8. I'M OUT OF DRY SHAMPOO!?!?!?! I guess we're wearing a braid today.

9. This shower feels sooo good. SHIT, I've been in here for 30 minutes.

10. Do I really need makeup today? Yeah, you do. You can only rock the naked face for so long before people start to worry.

11. Whew, glad that's over.

12. Seriously?! Out of all the pants I own, none of them are clean?!

...and I'm probably not making plans for the weekend that require me to get dolled up either.

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