Whether you're attending school in cow-country (like I am) or are lucky enough to have a city skyline as the view outside of your dorm window, odds are you've gone to your fair share of college parties. We are all too familiar with the fumes encountered upon entering a frat house, the attempts of maneuvering through the zoo like atmosphere and the difficulties faced when finally attempting to round everyone up and go home. Now, you may be too embarrassed to admit that you've said every single one of these at one point or another, but I'm sure you can at least confirm you've heard the girl next to you slur these words out of her mouth.

1. “Is this jungle juice safe to drink?"

3. I just wanna daaaance."

4. "I'm sorry, my friend's really drunk."

5. "OMG look who's all over [hot guy]."

8. “OMG it's so hot!"