1. You had a mini-hoop.
You had no business getting so excited about it, but you did.
2. And, maybe, someone got too excited.
Hopefully no one lived below you.
3. One of you was always blasting music at the strangest, worst times.
Oh, you want to hear "Trap Queen" at 2 a.m.? Gotcha, bro!
4. Disturbing the peace.
5. Uninvited snacking was an occasional problem.
"You couldn't just ask, could ya?"
6. Random dance parties were a very serious tradition.
7. As were dance solos.
"I can explain."
8. You would be zero percent surprised to find one of them like this.
9. Or, later, like this.
10. The bromance was real.
11. Too real?
Nah.