The people who enjoy getting up with the sun are an unfortunate minority.

1. You're the only one talking in your morning classes.

Not even the professor wants to talk.

2. Anything after lunch feels like a drag.

Oh my gosh let me go to bed already.

3. You will never understand "night owls."

The sun isn't up, so why should I be?

4. Sleepovers are awkward.

What am I supposed to do in the morning? Might as well hang out with the dog.

5. You still sometimes wrestle with waking up.

A common myth about morning people: being more functional in the morning does not mean you never grapple with your snooze button. It just means you're usually the one in control.

6. You're pretty useless after 10 p.m.

You just shut down. Just... no.

7. Coffee is just a supplement.

Sometimes the joy of the morning is energy enough, but coffee is always a plus.

8. Tiptoeing around zombies.

Liven up, would ya? You're dampening my morning.

9. Productivity.

Few things feel better than getting the nasty stuff over with first thing and being able to enjoy the rest of the day. Sometimes.

10. What is "sleeping in?"

Even on weekends, you're up and ready. No choice.

11. People hate you.

It's not my fault. My alarm might wake you, but you keep me up late, so....

12. Sunrises.

Just one of the perks of waking up early.

There's nothing wrong either way, but own it, gosh darn it.