It's no secret that women wear makeup. Hell, even men wear makeup (and more power to them). *disclaimer: no, not every man and women wear it* This list is here for all you makeup lovers to know that you do not stand alone in annoyance. This is also a list for people to have in a way to help you realize what we don't want to hear.

1. "You look better without makeup."

Well we all have opinions, yours is just wrong.

2. "I like girls that don't wear that much makeup"

No problem, no relationship.

3. "Why do you own so many lipsticks? They're all the same."

You sound foolish.

4. "Take a girl swimming on the first day so you know what they really look like."

You don't know the power of Urban Decay Setting Spray...

5. "Are those your real eyebrows?"

Stop asking questions and appreciate the artistry.

6. "Why are your wings so dramatic?"

So that I can fly away from your judgmental ass..

7. "No guys are going to want to kiss you with all that lipstick on."

Well it's a good thing I don't want to kiss any of them and waste my $30 lipstick.

8. "Who are you all dolled up for?"

MEEEEEEEEEEE

9. "Don't you have better things to be spending your money on then makeup?"

Probably, but my bills are paid so I'll worry about it later.

10. "Why do you need so many eyeshadows? Aren't they all the same?"

You're kidding right??

11. "When you wear all that makeup it's like false advertising."

Honey, the only thing that is false are my lashes..

12. "You should really just be happy with your inner beauty."

I know my inner beauty and makeup doesn't determine that.