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12 Things Every College Student Says, And What They Really Mean

Samantha Bussinelli
Dec 23, 2015
Marywood University
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12 Things Every College Student Says, And What They Really Mean

As a college student, I understand how sometimes we don't always mean what we say. Here are 12 things every college student says, and what we actually mean!

1. "I think I'm going to stay in tonight." (Aka decides to go out at the last minute.)

2. "I'm going to take it easy tonight." (Aka wakes up the next morning with the worst hangover.)

3. "I'm going to head over to the library, I gotta study for a big test tomorrow." (Aka someone needs some alone time.)

4. "I think I'm going to go to the gym every day this week!" (Aka goes on the treadmill for 10 minutes only once.)

5. "I'm going to start eating healthy, maybe go on a diet?" (Aka orders a medium pie instead of a large.)

6. "I need to get an A on this exam." (Aka can't focus or memorize anything and hopes to at least get a C.)

7. "I'm going to try to look nice today!" (Aka wears leggings instead of sweatpants.)

8. "I'm tired, I'm going to take a quick nap." (Aka passes out for two hours.)

9. "I think I'm going to participate more in classes next semester." (Aka will raise your hand maybe twice all semester.)

10. "I'll do some laundry today." (Aka waits until you have no underwear left to finally do laundry.)

11. "I want to be more involved on campus." (Aka joins one club and attends only one meeting.)

12. "I can't wait for college to be over!" (Aka you will low key miss everything except for the school part of college.)

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