I broke my phone screen this week.... again. I think this is the fourth phone in two years because I drop my phone all the time. After it happened, it got me thinking about all of the clumsy things I do all the time. I am literally an accident waiting to happen most of the time. I drop things, I fall and bump into everything. If you're a clumsy person, I bet you can relate to these.
1. Your phone is always cracked.
This is a regular occurrence for me. I drop my phone at least 10 times a day, and that might even be an understatement.
2. You really can trip over nothing.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME!
3. You have to stay far away from any store displays.
Because you will be knocking them over if you get within a foot.
4. You don't even attempt to wear high heels.
Worst idea ever for a clumsy person. I face plant or roll my ankles often.
5. You have multiple mysterious bruises.
I get a bruise about once a week that I can't remember how I got it.
6. Wet floor signs are a huge detour for you.
7. The word graceful has lost its meaning to you.
8. You've gotten to the point that you can just laugh at yourself.
9. When you fall and make it look like it was supposed to happen.
10. You've walked into a glass door at least once.
This happened to me the first time I met my fiance's parents. Thank God he caught me before I went through the glass door.
