The following article is inspired by real events, definitely not loosely based and or fictional. While those personified may disagree, these things did happen at some point throughout the history of being infatuated by an individual.

The following acts are and have been performed by professionals A.K.A every human ever alive, who know all too well how to FREAK THE FREAK OUT when their crush texts them.

Don't say you haven't tried it at home, because you have.

Here's what happens when your crush (finally) texts you

1. When you first spot your (future) crush

2. When you start to think everything they do is cute*posts photo of their dinner*

3. When you see them in public and start to panic

4. When your crush finds out you're in like with them

5. And then your friends try to play matchmaker

6. WHEN YOUR CRUSH FINALLY ASKS FOR YOUR NUMBER

7. And your friends are there with you waiting for the first text like:

8. And when you're patiently waiting for a reply:

9. When they text you an emoji

HE USED AN EMOJI... ITS GETTING SERIOUS

10. Trying to "play it cool" and not text back too fast

...where i don't make it obvious that I'm super excited to text you

11. And then wondering if it's OK to text him first without seeming clingy.

... is this OK, cute guy?...

12. But always trying to keep it cool

obviously...