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12 Signs You're A Washed Up Junior, As Told By "The Real Housewives Of New York City"

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12 Signs You're A Washed Up Junior, As Told By "The Real Housewives Of New York City"
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Being a junior in college is essentially the biggest wake-up call ever. You're two years down and have two more to go. Graduation is crazy close and the thought of the real world literally keeps you up at night. Face it, you're becoming washed up. And your drinking tolerance getting lower and lower is just one of the many ways you'll start to realize it. Being one of Bravo's "Real Housewives" is basically just like getting old in college. No matter how hard you try to deny it, at some point you can't keep up the act anymore. These ladies describe what junior year life is like better than anyone else.

Here are 12 signs you're a washed up junior, as told by 'The Real Housewives of New York City':

1. When wine becomes your main companion more than ever.

2. When you're a year from graduating and still don't have a boyfriend.

3. When your main problems consist of eating and drinking so you find a way to solve both.

4. When you don't have the tolerance that freshman-you had but you suck it up anyway.

5. When you see a freshman out at the same party as you.

6. When you try to hide the fact that you're a junior so you can pretend you're young and fun again.

7. When you try acting younger than you are and everyone judges you for it.

8. When someone talks to you about the future, as in a world where you have to leave school.

9. When you use your seniority to claim a boy that probably isn't even yours.

10. When you go to the bars for the first time thinking it's going to be a piece of cake.

11. When you're sick and tired of being an "upperclassmen."

12. When someone asks if you're a junior and you immediately feel washed up.

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