So you claim to be that girl. The one who drops it the lowest. You're usually seen at a party, family function, school event, store, or pretty much anywhere crouched down low and bumping to the beat of a song. Some people love you, but most people don't understand you. However, you're young and wild and have every right to get down to a good song in the club—especially if it's "Drop it Like it's Hot," "Apple Bottom Jeans," or "Get Low." On occasion "Gold Digger" is also fitting because deep down we all are gold diggers and it's an accurate anthem. So this list is for all you fine honeys who get as close to the ground as humanly possible without actually touching it.

1. You don't need alcohol to get low when your jam comes on.

When your song comes on, your ass will find a way to be two inches from the floor, sober or not.

2. Hell, you don't even need your jam to come on to get low.

It could be "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal playing for all you care, you'll still be on the floor droppin' it lower than your self esteem.

3. You certainly don't need to dance with a man to really get into it.

In fact, you get more joy out of waving your rear end in the direction of your girls on a night out. Who needs men? Crush the patriarchy with that fat (or in my case flat) bottom.

4. People find you on a crowded dance floor by looking down.

No need to stand on your tippy toes to look for this girl, bud.

5. Most of the times you fall at parties, it's not from the alcohol.

It's from being too close to the ground and having a poor center of balance. But sometimes, it's also from the alcohol.

6. The morning after, your thighs hurt worse than your head does.

Who needs leg day when you can Jersey Turnpike all night long? Drop that gym membership like you drop 'dat ass.

7. You drop it low at other places besides parties...

To the embarrassment or, in rare circumstances, the delight of your friends.

8. Like in the middle of a grocery store.

No shame.

9. You have perfected the talent of making people think your butt is larger than it really is.

Or at least you've convinced your flat ass of this to better sleep at night.

10. You go through so many pairs of leggings.

A pesky hole always seems to appear in the thigh or booty vicinity. Maybe it's from when you twerked near the frat house's paddle wall. Maybe it's from droppin' it with no hesitation or warning and you ended up busting a seam. Either way, it's definitely because of your signature dance move.

11. You think you look like the hottest girl in the room.

But you really look like a hot mess.

12. Even if you do look like a damn fool, you really don't care.

Because you're having the time of your life down there.