College. It's a doozy. It's only my sophomore year, yet I am already feeling run dry from the work load I have been getting from my classes. Just about anything sounds better than going to class Monday through Friday. (Sorry, mom and dad.) Here's my account of the phenomenon "The Sophomore Slump,' as told by my favorite characters of "New Girl."
1. You find just about any excuse to skip class and do something more, uh... productive.
2. You seriously consider dropping out of school and moving to a foreign country at least twice a day. Who needs college, am I right?
3. You show up to class hungover, looking like a hobo.
4. You give yourself pep talks just to produce the motivation to go to class and ya know, learn or whatever.
5. When all you can think about in class is how hungry you are and how much you hate people.
7. You actually show up to class one day and you're like, super proud of yourself. 4.0 GPA here we come.
8. The only motivation you have to go to class is the semi-cute boy that sits across from you in your lab.
9. You literally have no remorse when you sleep through your alarm for your 9:30 class. None. At. All.
10. Any type of research paper seems like the hardest thing in the world to accomplish.
11. You finally show up, after a week, and the professor reminds the class of the 100 assignments due by 11:59 that day.
12. You feel the need to skip class and get coffee at the campus Starbucks. And see your professor whose class you haven't been to in at least a week.
But HEY! You just got through a full week of classes only wanting to die like four times! Congrats!