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12 Signs You're Hopelessly In Love With Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Flamin' Hot Cheetos is love. Flamin' Hot Cheetos is life.

Jennifer Nguyen
Apr 19, 2016
Lasell College
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Everyone that enjoys this spicy, salty, crunchy, and delicious snack knows that it is very addictive. Even though they might not be the best snack choice, everyone who loves Flamin' Hot Cheetos does not care about the nutritious value of these chips. Flamin' Hot Cheeto lovers only care about how delicious it is, and how it soothes the soul, and appeals to the mouth on so many levels.

Your parents, teachers, professors, friends and family are all concerned for your well-being, but you just can't bear thinking of the idea of living without Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I know I can't live my life without them. If you feel the same way, I'm sure you might have some of the following signs.

1. You remember the first time you ever tasted a Flamin' Hot Cheeto vividly.


This was the moment that changed your life forever.

2. You hate when people think that all hot and spicy chips are the same as Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

It's not the same thing! Flamin' Hot Cheetos is its own entity! Revolutionary! Groundbreaking!!!

3. Your face looks like this on a daily, and you love it.

Sometimes you just gotta go face first into that bag of Cheetos you know?

4. You also love the sight of built-up Cheeto dust on your fingers.

This might be a bit gross to some people, so you lick the Cheeto dust off your fingers in front of them. Mmm.

5. You love them so much you start incorporating them into your home cooked meals.


Ooh. Flamin' Hot Cheeto-crusted chicken wings? Why not.

6. Here are some more things you could put Cheetos in.

I don't know how I feel about donuts and Flamin' Hot Cheetos together, but worth a try?

7. You know how they say you are what you eat?

Well, this is an accurate presentation of how I look.

8. Sometimes you get some Cheeto dust in your eye, but you suck the pain up.

You love Flamin' Hot Cheetos so much, the pain is so worth it.

9. Sometimes, you don't want to go out if Flamin' Hot Cheetos aren't there.

But when they are there, you bolt out of the seat and run towards it.

10. You even go to bed with a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Goodnight my Cheetos, and sweet dreams.

11. You don't ever see yourself parting from these sweet, delicious babies.

Together forever.

12. You are in a legit relationship with Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos is the definition of love.


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