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12 Signs You Are A Real, Living Human Being

Talk about relatable.

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12 Signs You Are A Real, Living Human Being
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Who doesn't love relatable articles. Here's the most relatable article you ever clicked on.

1. You are not dead.

Step one.

2. You feel your chest rise and fall daily.

Breathing, you say?

3. You get hungry after long periods of not eating.

Super annoying.

4. You always feel like you're part of something bigger. Perhaps, like a huge 7.5 billion person tribe.


Inhabiting this one place called Earth.

5. You've got this weird, water-like liquid floating around your mouth.

Saliva?

6. You do this thing with your mouth where you make words come out of it.

Some may refer to this as talking.

7. After you've eaten or drank a lot, you feel like you need to get rid of it.

But where?! A toilet, you say?

8. You've got opposable thumbs.

Well, I guess you could be a primate as well...

9. When you have two options, you feel like you need to do something about it.


Make a choice? Yep, that's it.

10. When someone does something you don't like, you get a weird feeling in your body.

Anger? Sadness? Feelings? Gross.


11. You seem to find yourself clicking on these "Signs That You..." articles.

Maybe it's a reflex.

12. Well, you sure love a relatable article.

Crazy how you can just relate with every single one of these points, isn't it?

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