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12 Signs You're Secretly Amy Poehler

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12 Signs You're Secretly Amy Poehler
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From "Parks And Recreation" to "Saturday Night Live," Amy Poehler is amazing and hilarious. Part of this is because she is so relatable. Could it be that Amy Poehler is secretly a college student? Or are you secretly Amy Poehler? If you could eat waffles for every meal, think you're friends are the most important thing, and are always up for a good laugh, I have some news for you.

1. You've realized that high schoolers don't make sense anymore.

Who's Daniel? Why does your hand have to be on your face to take a picture?

2. You compliment your friends in ways only they understand.

3. Sometimes, you'll convince yourself that you have the best plans ever.

Remember the time you decided it was a great idea to put off an entire essay so you'd have more time to focus on your other classes?

4. Even though everyone has warned against it

As majestic and mermaid-like as your friends may be, you simply know what's best. Surely this plan could never go horribly wrong.

5. And you finally realize that maybe they were right.

So maybe you didn't account for getting writers block three hours before it was due and only have the title page, I'm sure this will all work itself out.

6. If anyone needs food, you have them covered.

7. You're not always the best at handling bad news.

Did you say the ice cream machine is broken on brownie day? You must have misheard.

8. You love to have everything organized,

If it's not scheduled out, it's simply not going to happen.

9. Even if your life is a little hectic.

Somehow, you always forget to schedule time in for sleeping.

10. But you'll always admit that you have limitations.

You can't do everything, but you're willing to do your best.

11. When someone asks if you'd be OK with breakfast for dinner.

12. And above all else, you're always up for a good time.

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