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12 Signs You Are Too Emotionally Invested In Kylie Cosmetics

Of course there is a difference between Merry and Mary Jo and how dare anyone suggest any different.

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12 Signs You Are Too Emotionally Invested In Kylie Cosmetics

Since November 2015, the youngest member of the Kardashian clan has been completely taking over the makeup scene. Starting with a small line of her signature Lipkits, to now offering a pretty stacked lineup of products, Kylie Jenner has come to hold one of the highest ranking spots among the makeup royalty. With her beauty dynasty comes a band of loyal followers who make sure to sell out every restock Kylie can offer and have crashed the Kylie Cosmetics website on more than one occasion. It might be just makeup to some, but for Kylie fans, it's serious business. Here are 12 signs you are one of those people who is too emotionally (and financially) invested in Kylie Cosmetics.

1. You plan your entire day around a new product launch or restock.

"Want to go to dinner?" "Sure, but I have to be online for the Koko Collection restock at 6 p.m. EST.... so after that?"

2. KYLIE'S FORMULA IS NOT THE SAME AS COLOURPOP'S!

Just wanted to get that out of the way.

3. You've convinced yourself that you need everything and have to have friends talk you out of it.

"Do you really need green lipstick?" "OK, like no... but... it's called Trick.... like for Halloween.... and I just..."

4. You can immediately spot and identify the color of a Lipkit on someone in any picture you see.

I see you wearing Candy K in that insta pic. I see you.

5. You know you can never trust Kylie's swatches on Instagram.

Researching and analyzing is the best option before buying unless you want to end up with a Kourt K when you wanted more of a Love Bite.

6. Having to cope with the frustration of Kylie offering a deal on something you just bought for full price.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU HOLIDAY COLLECTION.

7. Watching Kylie reveal new products on Snapchat has become sort of a spiritual experience.

You know you're too far gone when you gasp and clutch your chest every time she opens a new product.

8. You still have painful flashbacks about trying to get your hands on the Birthday Collection.

You made it out alive with Leo and the Kylie bag... but the minis were taken from you during checkout... four times.

9. You could rave about her packaging all day.

Red glitter lips for the Valentine's kits? The Holiday Collection in ORNAMENTS? ROSE GOLD KOKO?

10. You have an army of people on multiple computers ready to help conquer every restock.

Gotta get those minis.

11. It's become your life goal to make a pilgrimage to one of the Kylie pop-up shops.

The LipKit wall.... the merch... the neon lights... I need to lie down (on that Kylie bed).

12. No matter how many products you buy... you somehow always need more.

Your collection has been steadily growing for over a year now, but you still aren't completely satisfied. You know you definitely have enough LipKits, KyShadows, and KyLiners, but the next time Kylie reveals a new product on Snapchat you'll be right back online ready to buy all of it when it launches. You may as well just go ahead and admit to being Kylie trash, but at least you always a LipKit for every occasion.

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