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12 Things Every Shopaholic Is Guilty Of

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12 Things Every Shopaholic Is Guilty Of
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If you're like me, you know nothing is quite better than finding the perfect piece to add to your wardrobe while shopping, sliding your credit card through the machine (the chip killed this vibe) and walking out of that store knowing the next day you're about to look on fleek. But there are some downsides to shopping all the time, I'm just sorry I had to be the one to admit it. Trust me when I tell those who don't understand, the perfect pair of shoes can be more powerful than that of a drug. Here are 12 things every shopaholic is guilty of.

1. Being subscribed to all your favorite stores email and mailing lists so when there's an event, you're the first one there! (online or virtually).

2. Being on a first name basis with the manager and associates at "your" store.

3. Receiving special discount cards in the mail for being one of the top shoppers.

4. Constantly online shopping, I mean constantly. In class, in the bathroom, before bed, while driving (jk don't do that), at the alter. I mean seriously.

5. Any notification of a sale makes your heart drop because you couldn't get to your computer quickly enough.

6. When you're broke yet still putting things in your cart or window shopping just to feel complete.

7. Having the perfect outfit planned in your head as you scour the racks for the perfect items.

8. Shopping when your happy, sad, bored, jealous, lonely, angry. All emotions really.

9. Having a closet full of clothes that you honestly haven't worn each thing more than twice.

10. And the few things you have worn more than twice are the things you wear everyday and can't seem to put to the side to try something new.

11. Daydreaming more about Stuart Weitzman over-the-knee boots than boys.

12. Going out to buy something new for an event the same day because nothing you have will do.

Truthfully it's the only thing keeping us all half sane.

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