12 Reasons Why I Spiritually Relate to Kevin Malone
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12 Reasons Why I Spiritually Relate to Kevin Malone

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."

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12 Reasons Why I Spiritually Relate to Kevin Malone
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Kevin Malone — Dunder Mifflin accountant and giant, misunderstood teddy bear from the hit television show "The Office." After binge-watching the entire show this summer, I've come to realize one thing: I am Kevin. (I also realized that Pam and Jim are seriously goals, but that's a story for another day.) Here's 12 reasons why I relate to Kevin Malone on a spiritual level.


1. His hunger knows no bounds.

Speaking of which, I believe it's time for third dinner.

2. His tolerance for people can be tested.

Why can't everyone be as intelligent as Kevin Malone?

3. His weekends are, as they say, lit.

"The Office" and chill?

4. Sometimes he makes big mistakes.

"Looks like there's going to be a clean-up on aisle five."- Michael Scott

5. He's not afraid to crack a lame joke.

LOL! Get it?! Because... never mind.

6. His ideal getaway is perfect.

Sounds like paradise to me!

7. He attempts to save as much time as possible.

Well... maybe there are better ways of being more efficient.

8. His anticipation to eat can be overwhelming at times.

I feel your pain, Kev.

9. I don't think I need to explain this one.


That was a painful episode to watch.

10. His schedule is always open.


Plans? What are plans???

11. He knows how to pick up the ladies.

You should totally friend me on the MySpace.

12. Finally, my personal favorite.

He drives those ladies crazy.

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