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Nov 07, 2016

I love Halloween, and I'm sad that its over, but I'm also really happy that it's over because you know what comes after Halloween don't you? That's right! ELECTION DAY!!! I'm just kidding. I'm sorry if I upset you with that joke. No, Thanksgiving is next, the most American of all the holidays. I'm super excited about it and you should be too. And if you're not I've got 12 reasons to be.

1. Turkey:

That's it. Just turkey. What else do you need?

2. Cozy Sweaters:

I, like most people, love sweaters and now it's finally the time to wear them and get all bundled up! Sweaters are like hugs you get to wear on your body.

3. Pumpkins:

I know, we had pumpkins in October but now we have regular pumpkins. The pumpkins have outgrown their spooky, emo phase and have grown into mature adult pumpkins with careers and families.

4. Fall:

Fall is finally in full swing! Thank the Gourd!

5. All the Food:

Remember when I said that Thanksgiving is the most American of the holidays? This is why. Thanksgiving isn't really Thanksgiving unless you pass out on the couch after consuming enough food to feed an entire village in Eastern Europe for a week.

6. Potatoes:

Yeah, I know I said "All the Food" in the last point, but like the turkey, potatoes are in their own category of goodness. And like sweaters, potatoes are like hugs, but instead of wearing them you eat them.

7. The Election is OVER:

OMG PLEASE I WANT THIS TO JUST END ALREADY!!!!!

8. Family:

Seeing your family is great, unless you hate your family, then it isn't, but I love my family and I'm sure there are other people out there that do also.

9. No School:

Everyone needs a break, and what better kind of break is there than one where you get to over eat for FREE.

10. Leftovers:

Leftovers are one of the best parts of Thanksgiving. In my house we have a tradition of eating Thanksgiving dinner at 2 pm, napping, and then having turkey sandwiches together around 6 or 7.

11. The Parade:

I LOVE the parade, I always have. I love seeing the floats and balloons and waiting for the one musical performance I actually care about. And then there's a dog show on immediately after and who doesn't love looking a doggos?

12. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving:

Possibly the greatest Thanksgiving special ever. Even though the Peanuts gang don't have a traditional Thanksgiving feast they do learn about the true meaning of Thanksgiving; that the Native Americans showed the Pilgrims kindness and the Pilgrims repaid them with smallpox.

I know we've got a few weeks left until Thanksgiving but I'm PUMPED.

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12 Reasons to be PUMPED About Thanksgiving

Pump it up!

1. Turkey:

2. Cozy Sweaters:

3. Pumpkins:

4. Fall:

5. All the Food:

6. Potatoes:

7. The Election is OVER:

8. Family:

9. No School:

10. Leftovers:

11. The Parade:

12. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving:

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They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

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And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

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4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

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2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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