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12 Reasons Kendall Jenner Might Have Been Banned From Uber

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Life might have gotten a little bit more difficult for the most unfortunate family in the United States, the Kardashian-Jenner clan. More specifically, Kim recently called out Uber for allegedly "suspending" Kendall from the ride-sharing app. Kardashian, who is now pretty much Kendall's full-time Uber driver/bitch, told her fans on Snapchat that the decision was "not fair. ... so we just wanna know why was Kendall suspended? She's literally, like, a model passenger."

Probably unintentional puns aside, why DID Kendall get banned from Uber? Here are twelve reasons that I could see Kendall Jenner getting banned for.

1. She inherited Kim's weird power to swing discipline into people and tried it out on an Uber driver.

2. She got a little too sassy with Kylie, causing a full-blown catfight in the back of a Honda Accord.

3. Her outfit for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show left glitter all over the back seat.

One star passenger.

4. She caught a glimpse of Khloe in a bathing suit and vomited.

5. She felt that her right to shine was being trampled on so she had to start a screaming match.

6. She started coming on to her driver and tried to smell his hair.

7. She tried to offer a little too much drunken life advice.

8. She swung the door open so hard doing her model walk that she dinged the car next to her.

9. She made some really awful model puns the whole ride.

10. As it turns out, she's as good at being on time as she is at hosting award ceremonies.

11. The front flash on her selfies almost caused an accident.

12. Or maybe, she was just so lovable that the driver didn't want to let her go.

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