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12 People You Cannot Trust — Ever

They may walk like us and talk like us, but do not be fooled; they are not like us.

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12 People You Cannot Trust — Ever
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There are people in this world that we would do almost anything for, and there are people you can honestly just live without. I feel it's my duty as a decent human being to shed some light on the subject and hopefully save a life or two. In this world, there are people you just can't trust and they might be sitting right next to you (don't panic, just walk away slowly). It's not their fault, or so they would have you believe, but regardless you have no room in your life for these people so listen up.

1. People who put ketchup on their eggs.

You do not need these Neanderthals and their unrefined palettes in your life, it's really a health hazard.

2. People who smile before 10:00 am.

Honestly I can't even open my eyes past a squint before 11:00 am, much less form proper facial expressions. These people are alien.

3. People who refer to themselves in the third person.

This could be a psychological issue and they should probably go see someone.

4. People who contour. Everyday.

I don't deny their talent because props to them, but they obviously have some other agenda and you should probably steer clear.

5. People who vote for Hillary.

No explanation needed.

6. People who don't like Chick-fil-A.

These are the worst kind of people, and you do not need those negative vibes.

7. People who just bite into Oreos.

Everyone knows there are specific instructions for eating an Oreo and clearly these people are not from here (aka Planet Earth).

8. People who eat cold pizza.

Obviously they like their pizza as cold as their hearts so watch out.

9. People who vote for Trump.

Again, no explanation needed.

10. People who put ice in their milk.

These people are not okay and clearly don't mind ruining a good thing.

11. People who don't nap.

These people are the descendants of Satan himself and absolutely cannot be trusted.

12. People who just have it all together.

These people are not human and clearly are here to take over the world — stay away at all cost.

Be aware of these people. You can befriend them and even pretend to like them. You can invite them into your home because maybe then they won't come for you first when they decide to go all "American Psycho" on you. But when it comes down to it, you just have to hold these people at an arms length. Stay strong America, you got this.



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