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12 Moments Every Lazy Girl Is Secretly Proud Of

I was almost too lazy to write this article.

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12 Moments Every Lazy Girl Is Secretly Proud Of
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Let's admit it, we're all a little bit lazy, but some of us are just more gifted at it than others. Being a self proclaimed "Lazy Girl" has is downfalls, but there are definitely more moments where it pays off.

Sitting in your towel for an hour after you shower? Check. Ordering out instead of making dinner with all the groceries you have? Check. Using the floor of your room as extra closet space? Check.

If you take pride in any of these moments, you are a true Lazy Girl.

1. Sleeping in your makeup and retouching it enough for a second use.

Because makeup is expensive.

2. Waiting until your sibling/friend/parent gets up to ask them to get you something.

This is successful 50% of the time.

3. Waiting until the last possible minute to pack for a trip, and forgetting nothing.

Then laughing at your friend who started packing a week ago and still forgot their socks.

4. Finding a parking spot that you can pull through so you don't have to back out later.

Bonus points if it's really close to the entrance of the store.

5. Leaving just the right amount of toilet paper on the roll so the next person has to replace it, not you.

And denying it if you left nothing but the empty roll.

6. Finding a pair of shoes to wear downstairs so you don't have to go all the way back upstairs to get some.

Honestly, I would rather go somewhere barefoot than walk all the way back upstairs.

7. Not washing your hair for three days but still getting compliments on how good it looks.

*Dramatically hair flips and struts away*

8. But when you do wash your hair, you never blow dry it because that takes too much energy.

You can't heat damage your hair if you never apply heat to it.

9. Running out of clean underwear, and instead of doing laundry, you just buy more.

Feels like a win because you get new underwear.

10. Successfully reaching the TV remote without having to get up.

And knowing that will be the most energy you will exert for the entire day.

11. Checking the health app on your phone to see what day you took the least amount of steps, and then bragging about it.

If there was an Olympic event for the least amount of running, you would be a gold medalist.

12. And finally, having someone else cancel the plans so you don't have to.

Because you know you were never really going to go.

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