If you are familiar with The Golden Girls, you know that Betty White played the naive Rose Nylund. She had a St. Olaf story for practically anything.
More than a decade after the series ended, she played the role of Elka Ostrofsky in the show Hot in Cleveland, a housekeeper that comes as a package deal with a house rented by the other 3 main characters.
1. "The best way to get over a man, is to get under another one." -Elka Ostrofsky
2. "Just because you're chained to the fence, doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars." -Elka Ostrofsky
3. "When you laugh, you're really alive. And you forget about everything else." -Elka Ostrofsky
4. "I'm not saying Elka's old, but she babysat Jesus." - Joy Scroggs
5. "Well, think of food as a bad boyfriend. It only wants you to love it so it can screw you." - Joy Scroggs
6. "Romantic comedies are like cellulite cures—everyone of them is a lie." - Joy Scroggs
7. "If she were any more of a b**ch, she'd have puppies." -Victoria Chase
8. "I’ve had marriages I haven’t snapped out of until two marriages later." - Victoria Chase
9. "There are no calories if you’re consoling a friend." - Victoria Chase
10. I am living in the moment. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it’s a gift. -Melanie Moretti
11. "My adrenaline is pumping! Do you think that burns calories?" - Melanie Moretti
12. "I like being likable. Not to brag, but it’s kinda my thing." - Melanie Moretti
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