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The 12 Best 'Hot in Cleveland' Quotes Ever

Betty White becomes the Sophia Petrillo of this household.

Alex Claycomb

May 28, 2020

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The 12 Best 'Hot in Cleveland' Quotes Ever

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If you are familiar with The Golden Girls, you know that Betty White played the naive Rose Nylund. She had a St. Olaf story for practically anything.

More than a decade after the series ended, she played the role of Elka Ostrofsky in the show Hot in Cleveland, a housekeeper that comes as a package deal with a house rented by the other 3 main characters.

1. "The best way to get over a man, is to get under another one." -Elka Ostrofsky

2. "Just because you're chained to the fence, doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars." -Elka Ostrofsky

3. "When you laugh, you're really alive. And you forget about everything else." -Elka Ostrofsky

4. "I'm not saying Elka's old, but she babysat Jesus." - Joy Scroggs

5. "Well, think of food as a bad boyfriend. It only wants you to love it so it can screw you." - Joy Scroggs

6. "Romantic comedies are like cellulite cures—everyone of them is a lie." - Joy Scroggs

7. "If she were any more of a b**ch, she'd have puppies." -Victoria Chase

8. "I’ve had marriages I haven’t snapped out of until two marriages later." - Victoria Chase

9. "There are no calories if you’re consoling a friend." - Victoria Chase

10. I am living in the moment. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it’s a gift. -Melanie Moretti

11. "My adrenaline is pumping! Do you think that burns calories?" - Melanie Moretti

12. "I like being likable. Not to brag, but it’s kinda my thing." - Melanie Moretti

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