Dwight gives the best life advice. Whether he's talking about bears, beets or Battlestar Galactica. Here are 12 quotes you should all live by. Dwight Schrute edition.

1. “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.”

2. “Are you okay?” “I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.”

3. “Always the Padawan, never the Jedi”

4. “How long you guys been dating?” “Jim couldn’t land me in a thousand years.”

5. “I would like your undivided attention.” “You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.”

6. “I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”

7. “When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

8. “There are 3 things you never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.”

9. “People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”

10. “No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”

11. “Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.”

12. “D.W.I.G.H.T – Determined, Worker, Intense, Good worker, Hard worker, Terrific.”

Dwight not only is the best character on "The Office", but he also has the best lines. Thank you, Dwight, for saying the best *cough* *cough* (weirdest) things. We will all be sure to live our lives like you.