We all know the either most favorite or most annoying Christmas song ever composed. The 12 Days of Christmas. This ringy-dingy Holiday-filled counting song can instantly get stuck in your head for days at a time. Instead of the 12 days of Christmas, how about 12 Days of Studying because as we all know, with Christmas comes Finals!!
​On the Third Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me:
11 Cups of Coffee.
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
​On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my professor gave to me:
12 Pages of Notes!
11 Cups of Coffee.
10 Pounds of Stress-Food.
9 Mental Breakdowns.
8 Calls To Home.
7 Thoughts of Dropout.
6 Hours of Crying.
5 TIMES THE PAIN!!!!!
4 Hours Till Test Time.
3 Days Since I've Slept.
2 Professor Visits.
And A Month of Anxiety.
I hope you enjoy this new and improved Student Version of the 12 Days of Christmas. And remember, don't stress out too much about exams. You will do just fine!
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