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12 Days of Christmas Parody

It’s about that time of year for carolers to be roaming the streets and spreading the holiday cheer. A few of us can say we have already seen this happen down Langdon Street, but what if we, as residents of Langdon, made our own Christmas carol? Here’s a Christmas Carol that all of us final-taking college students can hope to receive for this year’s 12 Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas

My true love sent to me:

A Winter Break with my family

On the second day of Christmas

My true love sent to me

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with my family

On the third day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Three weekend nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Fourth Day of Christmas

My True love gave to me

Four weeks of break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four weeks of break

Three weekend nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

My True love gave to me

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Seventh Day of Christmas

My True love gave to me

Seven days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Eight Day of Christmas

My True Love gave to me

Eight hours of Sleeping

Seven Days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Ninth Day of Christmas

My True Love Gave to me

Nine Reindeer Dashing

Eight Hours Sleeping

Seven Days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And A Winter Break with My Family

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

My True Love Gave to me

Ten Red Solo Cups

Nine Reindeer Dashing

Eight Hours Sleeping

Seven Days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And A Winter Break With My Family

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

My True Love gave to me

Eleven Badgers Tackling

Ten Red Solo Cups

Nine Reindeer Dashing

Eight Hours Sleeping

Seven Days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break with My Family

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

My True Love Gave to me

Twelve Packs…of Eggnog

Eleven Badgers Tackling

Ten Red Solo Cups

Nine Reindeer Dashing

Eight Hours Sleeping

Seven Days of Vaca

The 6-0-8

Five Snowed-Out Finals

Four Weeks of Break

Three Weekend Nights

Two-For-Ones

And a Winter Break With My Family

Happy Holidays Everyone!

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