On the first day of Christmas my college gave to me:
Twelve boxes of tissues
12 boxes of tissues for all the tears that will be shed during finals week.
Eleven boxes of Ramen
I don’t each very much Ramen, but it is an extremely quick, easy, and delicious meal that us college students seem to love.
Ten puppies
Puppies honestly make everything better honestly… especially during finals week.
Nine more days to procrastinate studying
I have to admit that I fall into the trap of procrastination quite often, especially during the end of the semester. But what’s a few more day of procrastinating? *cough cough* I mean studying…definitely studying.
Eight feet of snow
This is extremely unrealistic if you go to school in the south like me, but a girl could only dream.
Seven cups of Starbucks coffee
I love Starbucks, but I am more of a tea drinker than coffee. But, if they were giving me free coffee, hell yeah I would drink it.
Six pairs of sweatpants
I’m more of a leggings type of girl, but when it comes to lounging around and studying, I love sweatpants. You can never have too many pairs.
Five hundred dollars
Who doesn’t need money? Going to college is expensive! From textbooks to food to that jacket that you really wanted but didn’t really need, who wouldn’t love $500?
Four handles of anything
Vodka, Whiskey, or Tequila: anything to soothe the pain of finals week.
Three opportunities for extra credit
You know how sometimes you end up falling behind in a class and just wish for some extra credit? Nothing would beat having multiple extra credit opportunities to boost that C to a B.
Two hours of peace and quiet in my room
Sometimes it is so nice to just be able to lay down with no distractions or worries. Two hours will never be enough, but it would surely help.
One email saying there is no final exam
This is possibly one of the best emails you will ever receive. Whether they tell you in the beginning of the semester or closer to the end, nothing can beat that feeling.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, goodnight.
