I felt that it was time for a college remix of the 12 Days of Christmas, so here it is.

On the first day of Christmas, my college gave to me: a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the second day of Christmas, my college gave to me: two all-nighters and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the third day of Christmas, my college gave to me: three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the fourth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the fifth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the sixth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the seventh day of Christmas,my college gave to me: seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the eighth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: eight ugly sweaters, seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the ninth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: nine dead day parties, eight ugly sweaters, seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the tenth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: ten hours of cramming, nine dead day parties, eight ugly sweaters, seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my college gave to me: eleven hour drives home, ten hours of cramming, nine dead day parties, eight ugly sweaters, seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D,

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my college gave to me: twelve tailgate L's, eleven hour drives home, ten hours cramming, nine dead day parties, eight ugly sweaters, seven loads of laundry, six friends a stressing, five cracked iPhone screens, four library pass outs, three energy drinks, two all-nighters, and a passing grade that should've been a D.