On the first day of Christmas
my mother gave to me:
some wine in a Franzia Box
On the second day of Christmas
my father gave to me:
2 shots of bourbon and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the third day of Christmas
my siblings gave to me:
3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the fourth day of Christmas
my drunk uncle gave to me:
4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the fifth day of Christmas
my grandparents gave to me:
5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the sixth day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me:
6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the seventh day of Christmas
my distant cousin gave to me:
7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the eight day of Christmas
my old room mate gave to me:
8 glasses of whisky, 7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the ninth day of Christmas
my old high school friends gave to me:
9 bottles of brandy, 8 glasses of whisky, 7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the tenth day of Christmas
my college friends gave to me:
10 mugs of eggnog, 9 bottles of brandy, 8 glasses of whisky, 7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my x-lover gave to me:
11 shots of peppermint schnapps, 10 mugs of eggnog, 9 bottles of brandy, 8 glasses of whisky, 7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
On the twelfth day of Christmas
the random guy at 7-11 gave to me:
12 glasses of moonshine, 11 shots of peppermint schnapps, 10 mugs of eggnog, 9 bottles of brandy, 8 glasses of whisky, 7 shots of rum, 6 wine coolers, 5 margaritas, 4 four lokos, 3 crappy beers, 2 shots bourbon, and some wine in a Franzia Box
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