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12 Dad Jokes That Are Surprisingly Funny

The cheesiest jokes are the funniest jokes.

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12 Dad Jokes That Are Surprisingly Funny
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We’ve all been in that awkward situation where we get cornered by a dad and are forced to laugh at their ridiculous jokes, even if it’s not your own dad. They try way too hard to make light of every situation even if all you say is “hi.” But let’s face it, dad jokes make the world go around and most of them are funny, just don’t tell the dads. Here are a few of my favorites and will hopefully bring a smile and a chuckle to your day.


1. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

A: 1forrest1


2. What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

A: Sneakers

3. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

A: He got 12 months.

4. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

5. I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

6. “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

7. When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

8. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

9. I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

10. The rotation of earth really makes my day.

11. RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

12. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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