College is all about learning to manage on your own in the easiest way possible. We're in the 21st century. There is no reason why any invention that could possibly make life easier for all of us, does not exist yet. They say that our generation is lazy, that we will be the cause of the destruction of the earth. But what if we put all of our lazy brains together to create things might make our day-to-day lives more manageable?
1. Alarm Clock that shouts your GPA at you until you shut if off.
Because there are few things in life less terrifying.
2. Glow in the dark textbooks.
Now you can pull that all nighter without causing your roommate to throw a tantrum over the status of the light switch.
3. Phone case that doubles as a cupholder.
Okay, so apparently this already exists and I'm unsure as to why I don't have one yet.
4. Yelp... for people.
5. Contact lenses that project your notes.
6. Body pillow that mimics the shape of a loved one.
Sick of being in a long distance relationship and just wanna cuddle with bae? Living away from home and missing mom? Customize a body pillow that is shaped like the one you miss.
7. Scantron Printer.
Save yourself a panic attack and print your own scantron at home. You'll never show up to another final without one again.
8. Campus Doppelganger finder.
Sometimes getting out of bed for that 8am lecture is a physically impossible task. Don't worry. Just log onto your campus doppelganger finder to match you with your true hero. He/she will go to class for you for a small price.
9. Shout rooms for rent on campus.
Just flunk a midterm? Recently concluded that your TA is actually Satan and wanna send her back to hell? Let it out.
10. Insulating lotion.
Sick of going out without sufficient clothing in an attempt to look cute, and ultimately realizing that hypothermia is a thing? This lotion will block any cold sensation on your body.
11. Dry shampoo for clothes.
Yup. It's exactly what it sounds like. No need to dig through your dirty clothes hamper anymore and pretend like you didn't wear the same exact things yesterday.
12. Fu**boy repellent.
I'm gonna leave it to science to figure this one out.
