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12 Chocolate GIFs That Will Temper Your Addiction

I'd lick the spoon, but the bowl is bigger.

Jacqueline Swan

Jul 17, 2017

Sam Houston State University

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Chocolate.

Where do I even begin?

Have you ever tasted something as beautiful and serene as it looks? I mean, seriously: whether it's hot or cold, solid or liquid, even cartoon chocolate looks delicious.

Of course, like any other chocolate addict on the face of this Earth, I've lied to myself from time to time and tried to believe I could live without it. Well, let's be honest: that's just not a life I want to live.

So, in an effort to prevent myself from buying half the baking aisle at my local grocery store, I put together a list of food-porn-worthy GIFs instead.

I apologize in advance if I lead you directly into temptation, but just one bite will deliver us from evil.

1. My personal favorite: Warm Chocolate Cake

A staple on every Carnival cruise ship.

2. Not a fan? What if it's inside out?

Imagine if Niagara Falls were chocolate. Maid of the Mist? More like Maid of the (Hershey's) Kiss-ed.

3. Or, we can skip the cake all together.

We're addicts, we don't have time to wait on a preheating oven.

4. Although some days we like to keep it classy...

What's inside? Cookie dough? Peanut butter? MORE chocolate?! The suspense is killing me.

5. ... but some days, we wish we were this bird.

"She's beauty, she's grace, she wants chocolate all over her face."

6. It's just so silky smooth.

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor.

7. I mean, just look at it.

The rest of it doesn't even move. It just waits for the next swipe of a fork. How could you not give in?

8. Too lazy for a fork?

Grab a straw.

8. It's so versatile.

You can dip anything in it, even more chocolate (especially more chocolate).

9. Not to mention, it's artistic as hell.

Seriously, the effort that goes into desserts so people can have a few moments of bliss. Now that is dedication.

10. It's beautiful in every form.

Just like us, even when we stuff our faces.

11. Remember: never forget to lick the bowl.

A spoon just isn't enough.

12. At the end of the day, it's always worth it.

Happy Eating!

What's your favorite form to indulge?

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I'd lick the spoon, but the bowl is bigger.

1. My personal favorite: Warm Chocolate Cake

2. Not a fan? What if it's inside out?

3. Or, we can skip the cake all together.

4. Although some days we like to keep it classy...

5. ... but some days, we wish we were this bird.

6. It's just so silky smooth.

7. I mean, just look at it.

8. Too lazy for a fork?

8. It's so versatile.

9. Not to mention, it's artistic as hell.

10. It's beautiful in every form.

11. Remember: never forget to lick the bowl.

12. At the end of the day, it's always worth it.

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2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

14. Madipalooza

15. When finals week rolls around

16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

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1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

14. That feeling wears off and you realize how happy you are to have family and friends to celebrate this day with you.

15. The morning after your birthday looks something like this.

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