Ah, pick up lines. Fantastic gems that never in a million years work. However, if you ARE smooth enough to be bold and use these lines on another single holy person, I don't think it would hurt. Stick these inside your Bible as book marks in case you need them in a pinch. Good luck gentlemen!

1. You must be made out of water because Jesus turned you into FINE.

2. You put the stud in bible study.

3. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

4. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

5. I didn't know angels flew this low.

6. I know that Solomon had 700 wives...He obviously never met you.

7. If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?

8. When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

9. Did you say the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

10. I’m doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I’d like to be Marian you.

11. We're only going to be able to see each other for the next few Sundays. I gave up sweets for Lent.

12. I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?