12 Awkward Family Conversations To Look Forward To This Holiday Season | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

12 Awkward Family Conversations To Look Forward To This Holiday Season

11. The awkward teaching your grandma how to Facebook conversation.

352
12 Awkward Family Conversations To Look Forward To This Holiday Season

The holiday season is officially upon us and, as we all know, this is the time of year where we will be seeing a lot of our families. With the abundance of family gatherings comes the unavoidable awkward family conversations. The following are 12 conversations you can look forward to having in the coming weeks.

1. The awkward small talk conversation.

There always seems to be someone at the holiday party who you feel like you have never seen before. You may also begin to question if they are even related to you. However, without fail, you always seem to get stuck in the buffet line with them. This conversation will probably consist of a discussion about the mild winter we are having, and that new hoverboard gadget all the kids are asking for.

2. The awkward, "how was finals?" conversation.

You finally forgot about the traumatic experience that was finals, and now here's your aunt reminding you about it. This conversation will probably consist of you thinking, "too soon," the entire time.

3. The awkward politics conversation.

The upcoming election year is everyone's favorite conversation to not have. Everyone loves to talk about it, but once you start, you immediately regret the decision. This conversation will probably end with super conservative Uncle Jim highlighting Trump's finest qualities, while your liberal cousin turns redder than the cranberry sauce on the table. Nothing says family gatherings like heated political debate over mashed potatoes!

4. The awkward money conversation.

People are naturally nosy, but some are just too nosy. This conversation will probably end with you feeling like your family is interrogating you, and remind you that you are drowning in your student debt.

5. The awkward relationship conversation.

Cousin Sally is married with three kids, and she's the same age as you. This conversation will probably consist of your family asking about your love life, while you continue to browse through Tinder under the dinner table. If this conversation ends with your uncle trying to set you up with his friend's awesome son—good luck, my friend.

6. The awkward conversation with the person you don't know conversation.

You have seen this person at every family gathering since you were 5, but you cannot remember their name for the life of you. This conversation will probably consist of you avoiding any and all reference to their name, and praying they leave you alone soon.

7. The awkward post-gift giving conversation.

It takes a special talent to smile and pretend you love all of the gifts you got this year. This conversation will probably end with you thanking your grandma for the sweater with the large puppy on it that you plan on returning as soon as you get within five miles of the nearest Macy's.

8. The awkward post-grad conversation.

You don't even know what you are doing next weekend, how are you supposed to know what you want to do with the rest of your life? This conversation will probably consist of you saying you really hope to help other people someday in an attempt to cover up your complete lack of future plans.

9. The awkward, "so, what are we eating?" conversation.

When your aunt went vegan, you did not realize that meant, you too, were going to have to go vegan this holiday season. This conversation will probably consist of you finding out that you are eating quite healthy, and trust me it tastes like that, too.

10. The awkward fight with your sibling conversation.

Being in the same location as your sibling for this long has inevitably caused tensions to rise. Either they were looking at you funny, or maybe their presence has just become too much for you to handle. This conversation will probably end with one or both of you crying, and your mother questioning how old the two of you actually are.

11. The awkward teaching your grandma how to Facebook conversation.

Your dad has asked you to help your grandma figure out to use her Facebook, and you know that this is some kind of cruel punishment for the time you forgot to take the trash out. This conversation will consist of you taking 20 minutes to explain to your grandma just exactly what a friend request is, and you're still not really sure if she gets it.

12. The awkward you went for the hug instead of the handshake conversation.

You almost made it out without having to have one more awkward encounter, but you failed completely at saying goodbye like a normal human. This conversation will probably consist of an awkward laugh and some bobbing and weaving.

Best of luck in all of your awkward endeavors this holiday season!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

4474
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

450705
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

22337
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Moana's Top 10 Life Tips

"Moana" is filled with life lessons that involve far more than finding true love as many other Disney movies do.

45234
Animated image of a woman with long dark hair and tattoos
StableDiffusion

1. It's easy to be fooled by shiny things.

Digital image of shiny gemstones in cased in gold. shiny things StableDiffusion

Tamatoa created a liar filled with shiny things simply for the purpose of tricking fish to enter and become his food. He too experiences a lesson in how easy it is to be tricked by shiny things when Moana distracts him by covering herself in glowing algae so Maui can grab his hook.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments