1. You are averaging less than six hours of sleep a night.
2. You need coffee every morning to continue being a functioning human.
3. You have dark circles under your eyes.
4. Your fashion sense has gone from stylish to potato sack.
5. It takes you five minutes to get ready in the morning.
6. You are buried under a pile of assignments.
7. You're on the verge of having a nervous breakdown.
8. You just want to go to sleep...for the rest of your life.
9. You're procrastinating studying for midterms.
10. Even though it's not even Halloween yet, you're thinking about Christmas.
11. You don't care about anything anymore.
Bonus: If you write for the Odyssey, your weekly article is a listicle with the minimum 11 subpoints.