1. "How is school going?"

"Quite poorly actually, it sent me into a spiraling depression, same old same old."

2. "Is the semester over?"

"Yes, that's why I'm here."

3. "Did you have to take any finals?"

"I go to college, have you been to college?"

4. "Were they hard?

"No no, they were only cumulative tests of all the material I learned that semester, nothing hard at all."

5. "How do you think they went?"

"Your guess is as good as mine you brainless buffoon."

6. "Well how did your GPA end up?"

"I DON'T KNOW, I TOOK MY FINALS 2 DAYS AGO."

7. "Do you feel good about it being over?"

"I'll tell you when I graduate."

8. "I'm sure you're happy it's over right?"

"I'm not done, I just said that... are you even listening to me?"

9. "Thank God you're done right?"

"This conversation is over."

10. "Well it's good to be home, isn't it?"

**Shove sugar cookie in mouth and mumble incoherently until they walk away**

11. "Will I see you again soon?"

"If so, that would be very unfortunate."