1) How do you survive without bacon/(*insert favorite meat product here*)
2) Fish is still meat.
3) What do you even eat?
4) Oh, you're vegan? So you just eat grass, right?
5) You want a piece of chicken - ha, ha, I know you're vegetarian, just kidding.
6) You can't possibly get any protein from that kind of diet.
7) I tried being vegan/vegetarian/pescatarian for two days! It was so hard I can't bear to go without meat for so long.
8) But you'll eat chicken, right?
9) Do you mind if I eat this in front of you?
10) You know the animals are still gonna die ... right?