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11 Types of Squad Members

Which one are you?

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11 Types of Squad Members
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In every friend group, there is always that person. Most of the time, you know it from the start. Other times, you have to realize it by your actions, and some times some one has to tell you. But if you don't know who you are, here's a list and a guideline to solve your curiosity.

1. The Mom

They’re always taking care of everyone else. They’re the one that’s cautious when the squad goes out and babysits everyone else when they get trashed. They make sure everyone is okay and is always there when you need then. They’re also there to help you clean up your mess, and they’ll always hold your hair back when you’re throwing up.


2. The Flake

They’re at least half an hour late to every hangout and are always coming up with some lame excuse. Couldn’t fine your car keys? Nah, you just didn’t wanna get out of bed. They also tend to not just not show up half the time because they forget or something else gets in the way. Don’t get me wrong, it’s really annoying, but no matter how any times they bail, everyone still loves them.


3. The Airhead

Ninety percent of what they say makes absolutely no sense and sometimes you all wonder how they graduated high school. They don’t have any common sense and sometimes their commentary makes you want to punch a wall. Known as “The Blonde” of the group, this person will never cease to amaze you with their idiocy. At least you’ll always have a good laugh.


4. The Party Animal

This member of the group is the one that wants to go out and get trashed almost every night. They start the round of shots and bring up the vibe of the night for everyone else. There’s never a dull moment with them. They’re a lot of fun, but careful, one day they might get the squad into big trouble.


5. The Comedian

Their commentary is always on point and they always have everyone else in tears of happiness. Whether it’s their sarcasm, sassy wit, or jokes, they always has something up their sleeve. They’re also the one that embarrasses themselves for the enjoyment of others, which is something every good squad needs.



6. The Player

Basically boy or girl crazy, with a new fling here and there, this member is always hooking up. Going out for the night? They’ll find someone new at the bar or club. Staying in? They’re probably secretly hooking up with another group member. Even though they’re kind of a slut or man-whore, there’s so much more to them than meets the eye, and the group will never judge them.


7. The Bitch

This member isn’t afraid to speak their mind and tell the truth, even though most of what they say is kind of mean. At times, you may question why you’re friends with them, but in the end, you know they’ll cut a bitch if they try to cross anyone in the squad. And let’s not forget how fun they are to gossip and shit on other people with.


8. The Introvert

They’re usually quiet and timid and don’t always want to hang out with the group, but the few times they come out of their shell are the best. They might choose a good book or movie over a night out, but they’ll be there in the morning ready for the recap and all. They’re also usually very good at giving advice and helping you through your shit.


9. The Chill One

Always down for anything, this person has good vibes all around and always seems to avoid trouble. They also don’t do petty shit and will never get mad and overreact at stupid things like other members of the squad. There’s a strong possibility they’re a stoner, but hey not trying to imply anything.



10. The Brain

Smartest member of the group and completely committed to their studies, this person has the ability to say something that is so intelligent it has everyone else dumbstruck. How they’re so smart, no one will understand, but they’re the one to go to when you need help with homework or studying.


11. The Hot Head

This member is always getting into fights. They could be big or small, physical or verbal, either way they’re always involved. Everything just pisses them off, and the rest of the squad finds themselves walking on eggshells when around them occasionally. Keep an eye on them so they don’t end up in jail.


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