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11 Types of People You Meet Along The Appalachian Trail

A view into the kinds of people that you will find on the Appalachian Trail.

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11 Types of People You Meet Along The Appalachian Trail

For those who have never stepped foot on one of America’s most beloved footpaths and have never slept a night in one of the pristine shelters, I thought I would help to paint a picture of daily life and the types of people you meet backpacking along the Appalachian Trail.

1. Gear Snobs

These people have everything. From solar-powered phone chargers to the lightest backpacks, they have latest trendy equipment, and they are proud to tell you about all of it. They will boast about the $300 sleeping bag they recently bought, and then bombard you with a list of reasons why you ABSOLUTELY need one of your own.

2. The Geriatric Clinic

Usually traveling in packs of three or more, these senior citizens steadily make their way along the trail like a tortoise. Do not judge these elders by their frail appearance; they are hardcore. Waking up earlier than all other hikers at a leisurely 5 AM, these older folks will hike all day and conquer mountains alongside seasoned hikers. They're probably carrying more icy hot than you could imagine, and they might complain to you about their aching bones at the end of the day. This being said, “The Geriatric Clinic” is the one of the most respected groups along the Trail. Take a moment and learn from them because their advice is often the best.

3. The “Smoking the Rotedendrums” Guy

Either he’s reached a higher stage of enlightenment, or this guy is on some kind of substance. Approach with caution, he could be friendly, or he could offer you sketchy brownies.

4. Young Folk

Usually a tad bit unprepared and impulsive, these young people have come out into the wilderness to find something they're missing. Who knows what it is. I'm convinced they do not even know themselves.

5. The Thru Hiker

Having embarked on the daring 2,180mile journey, these people are hardcore. Because they've been on the Trail for months, they could smell a bit funky, but these people know their stuff. They'll usually conquer a daunting 15 miles or so a day of rough terrain and will brush it off like it is nothing.

6. Pack Mule

Carrying everything including the kitchen sink in their backpacks; this type of hiker is prepared for anything and everything. Snake bite kit? He’s got it. Dishwashing Soap? He's got it. An egg cooker? Got that too.

8. The Family Affair

Usually just out for the weekend to make memories, the family group is always fun to be around. They'll probably hike slower than everyone and get in a few squabbles along they way, and they will try to adopt you as one of their own.

9. The Awkward Couple

If you run along a lone couple along the trail, chances are you've found an awkward couple. As you observe their uncomfortable exchanges, you wonder if they are really married or just related.

10. The Former Felon

His presence scares you, and you're pretty sure that he recently escaped from the local jail. Just keep on moving and don't look back.

11. The Tourists

They took one step on the trail, got a nice picture, and now they're done.

Happy Hiking!

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