Being a novice "bar-goer" — other than terrible college bars — there is one thing I have noticed so far: every bar has its own personality. Every bar kind of has its own unique setting and mood, however, at most bars, you can find a lot of the same types of bar-goers. There is a large array of drunken categories that we all seem to fall into when at our favorite local bar. Each time we go, we don't always fall into the same category as before, but often enough we find ourselves sticking to one in particular. Here are some of the most frequent bar personas I have noticed, see which type fits you most:
1. The Snapchatter
You often find yourself Snapchatting EVERYTHING. You usually wake up the next morning to what seems to be an hour-long Snapstory of your drunken adventures from the night before.
2. The Dancer
You're pretty much the live entertainment of the bar and life of the party. You usually have all the Snapchatter's attention and all cameras on you.
3. The "let's talk politics"
Well, it doesn't have to be politics just basically anything that seems too serious to be talking about while drunk with "Ignition (Remix)" is playing in the background.
4. The DD
^ Actual footage of me dropping my friends off at a bar, while I went back home to cry (*study).
Usually, the designated driver can be seen very briefly just dropping their friends off, but there is also the kind of DD that goes into the bar just to dance and see everyone. Whichever one you find yourself being, you are the true MVP of the night.
5. The Awkward One
Maybe you feel awkward because everyone else seems to have drank a lot more than you have, so you still have your sense of embarrassment and need a little more liquid courage? Or maybe you're just an awkward person by nature? Whatever it is, it doesn't matter. Just do embrace your awkward-self because everyone else is too drunk to care.
6. The "Can we get Waffle House after this?" One
This is me 100%.
It doesn't have to be the beautiful establishment we know as Waffle House, but we're going to be getting or making food by the end of the night.
7. The Boy Who Tries To Dance With Every Girl
IF A GIRL IS DANCING WITH HER FRIENDS, DON'T RUIN THEIR FUN.
8. The Drunk Cryer
We've all been here at least once, and it's no fun for anyone. It's not fun for you, your friends or your makeup that took you forever to do. Whatever is upsetting you just think about all the goods things in your life and if that doesn't work, make someone take you to Waffle House. Waffle House heals all wounds.
9. The Lovebirds
Leave room for Jesus!!!! Or at least room for me to pass because y'all are taking up the entire walkway.
10. The Guy Who Wants To Fight Everyone
No one knows why, but this guy wants to go WWE on someone's ass.
11. The Bartender
By the end of their shift, they're sick of all y'alls' sh*t.