"My class isn't until 2pm tomorrow so I can still go out, right?"

1. After a night out before an 8AM class.

There's no question that 8AM classes are absolute garbage after a night out. Professors will surely point you out since you smell like frat house and cheap booze.

2. After tailgating for a 2PM Game.

We all look forward to taking off our game day clothes and having a decent nap after an early game.

3. Attempting to finish 3 essays when the deadline is in 2 minutes.

Procrastinating is all too familiar when you've put off assignments for so long.

4. Forgetting your assignment was due an hour after the deadline.

Asking a professor if he accepts late work is a "L" in itself.

5. Worrying about our GPA the week before finals.

I really wish someone would have told me to focus on my GPA my first quarter.

6. Deciding to take a nap instead of studying.

I've done two problems, that should count for a minute of rest.

7. When you stay up all night to study for a test only to make a C.

Looks like I'll be submitting my high school grades to my insurance for the fourth time.

8. Finishing your plate of food even though you were on the verge of puking.

I'm pretty sure I've actually died just to eat the last bite of food.

9. Opening the fridge and seeing there is no food.

Cue the tears.

10. Believing that skipping class and sleeping in would make you feel better.

The hangover worsens by 1000x.

11. Believing that "one time" would be the only time you'd skip class.

Is attendance really mandatory?

College is full of taking 'L's' and the amount of times we've texted our friends that we're dead in the morning is countless. Maybe it will get better next semester.