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11 Times Tumblr Made Ted Cruz Funny

The Ted Cruz jokes just keep coming on Tumblr and the internet wants more.

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11 Times Tumblr Made Ted Cruz Funny
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As anyone who has seen the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" conspiracy theory, we all know just how hilarious the different jokes about Cruz can be. Honestly, Ted Cruz has become a meme, and as someone who pays attention to politics but isn’t super into it, Ted Cruz is not a fan favorite. Yet, with that said, he is probably the best one to make jokes about now, given that the situation with Trump is no longer funny but scarier than anything. Here are eleven times that Ted Cruz, with the help of the wonderful community of Tumblr, made me laugh.

1. When people made this comparison:

It can be a little scary how spot on this one is. If Ted Cruz were to appear on Adventure Time, this is probably the best-fitting character for him.

2. When someone did this cosplay:

The idea that someone would decide to dress up like this shows just how dedicated to the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" meme people are.

3. When someone commented on that nose:


I mean, that drawing does look a lot like him, despite the nose not being spot on.

4. When someone took the time to write a poem:


As someone who writes poetry, it has a very good flow and the subject matter was very interesting! I encourage more of these poems to be written.

5. When someone invented Ted Cruzco:

The last name just needed to be played with. Need we say anymore?

6. When someone actually took the time to spell this out:

When it comes to Cheez-IT’s, most of us are too busy eating them to even see the message they put forth before us.

7. When someone made this comparison:


A little mean to the Vampires, don’t you think? Just kidding. Although it is a close resemblance.

8. When someone came up with The Big Zodiac Theory:

Never have I wanted to watch this show more than now! Maybe done a bit in poor taste, but still quite funny.

9.) When someone made this Lazytown comparison:

While that is the villain from LazyTown, a show I grew up with, it is kinda scary how similar the two faces are. Actions? Well that's up to the viewers themselves.

10. When someone put Ted Cruz on Tinder:

Would you swipe right or left?

11. When someone made another Ted Cruzco:

Because the world would not be complete without seeing Ted Cruz as a magical talking llama.

So here were eleven times that Ted Cruz, with the help of Tumblr, made me laugh. Some made me laugh harder than others, but all were still clever and funny. Just a note: this article was written to be humorous and no offense was intended. I just personally really enjoy laughing about Ted Cruz, and I hope you all enjoyed this as well!

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