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11 Times Matt Bellassai Was A College Student's Spirit Animal

Because we've all thought at least one at some point.

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11 Times Matt Bellassai Was A College Student's Spirit Animal
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Ever have those days when all you want to do is sit down with someone and rant? Or just have a heated discussion with your best friend where nothing is out of bounds? Well that’s basically what Buzzfeed writer Matt Bellassai does in his video series, "Whine About It." In each episode, he chooses a topic, drinks a glass of wine, and breaks it down for his viewers, sometimes to his officemates’ dismay. Sometimes what he says is all too real for college kids and these are the times he proved to be our spirit animal.

When he talked about the most annoying types of texters.

“This is a text message, not a menu at Denny’s. Use your words. Not just little pictures.”

When he complained about different types of coworkers.

“This is a place of business, not the ball pit at a Chuck E Cheese. There are rules here.”

When he perfectly voiced the worst things about adulting.

“Apparently taking naps during meetings is frowned upon in this establishment!”

When he broke down why mornings are the worst.

“Mornings are just daily reminders that I have responsibilities that I have to take care of.”

When he channeled most people’s opinions about pants.

"Pants are designed to hold you back from achieving all your hopes and dreams."

When he shared your opinions of awful flight mates.

“Last time I checked, we were on a flight to Acapulco, not to WWE Elbow Mania.”

When he voiced how you felt about annoying people at restaurants.

“It’s a menu, not a Shakespeare play. Read it in your head!”

When he explained why sometimes parties are actually the worst.

“Repeat after me: You are not a better DJ for not playing Beyoncé. You’re the opposite of a good DJ.”

When he understood the relatively normal things that are still annoying.

“People who never sweat. What kind of demon are you?”

When he shared your annoyance with bros.

“There’s that bro who’s always pointing at things in every f*cking picture he takes.”

When he agreed with your grievances about people on Instagram.

“Do you know how many hashtags are necessary? Zero. Zero hashtags. Hashtags are for the weak and the desperate and I hate them.”

Matt’s hilarious videos including these and more got him nominated for the People's Choice Awards Favorite Social Media Star Award, along with Frankie Grande, Lele Pons and other internet personalities. To see these hilarious videos, check out "Whine About It" on Buzzfeed, or check out his Facebook page.

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