I must admit, I was a dog person all my life and I was sure as hell I would never find a place in my heart to truly love cats (even a little bit). Recently, this past summer, I found a little innocent kitty hiding under a tire begging for a home, and now that I've gone cat, well...there is no going back! The thing that people don't realize, as I can say being someone who used to be slightly on the scared side when it came to cats myself, is that they are so. damn. funny. I promise you, cats are the funniest animals to ever walk this earth! With that being said, here are 11 thoughts you have definitely had if you're a cat person like I am:

1. *hears a noise at 3am*...*freaks out thinking there is a robber, ghost, killer, or all of the above breaking in*...*remembers you have a cat*

"Oh well, its probably just my cat" *prays for survival*

2. *Typing away at your 2,000 word paper due tomorrow*...*cat attacks the keyboard every time you move a finger*

"I only have ten of these I need them all to get this paper done!"

*proceeds to step on the "do not save" button*

3. "Only I can say mean things to my cat. Who do you think you are disrespecting my child?"

4. "Really, you're going to eat my shoe lace? Oh, the blinds string too...and my hair? Why must you attempt to play with everything that moves!?" *knocks over 207th item in your room*

5. "I spend way too much time hanging out with my cat. I should probably make some friends."..."But my cat will never betray me, so better just stay here."

6. "You are so freakin' cute and fluffy, I love it!!!" *attempts to cuddle cat with lots of love*...*cat ditches you*

7. "I wonder what people think when they see all these scratches...I swear I have a kitty at home"

8. "I'm just going to be gone for 2 seconds, please don't lick my food while I'm not looking"

9. "Your water bowl is always full...why do you insist on drinking from the sink?!"

10. "I love you so much for being born to pee and poop in a box"

..."Wow, I am so lazy, I could never be a dog person."

11. "I wish I could take my cat with me everywhere" *considers buying leash for cat*