1."Thank god I don't have to sit through chapter on Tuesday nights anymore. I have my actual nights to myself. I can be at the happy hour on time! Except ... I have to work tomorrow. So maybe just one beer."

2. "Also thanking my lucky stars I don't have anymore 8am's! Sucks to suck! Except I do have to be up by 6am to make it to work by 9am. Dammit."

3. "Haha SO glad I don't have to deal with recruitment this year - oh my god, look at their bid day shirts. Oh my god I'm missing bid day. Forget that, I'm going to bid day. I'll be that alum."

4. "I'll get really drunk at the bid evening party and all the new members won't have any idea why I'm crying. I'll be known as the drunk crying alum. The Vodka Aunt of this chapter if you will."

5. "Homecoming will be even better. I can get drunk while the sisters build the float. I can make the new members eat pomps. I can roll call EVERYONE."

6. "And the mimosas! Oh my god, I can't wait for homecoming."

7. "But really, thank god I don't have to deal with all the other BS."

8. "I'll just be missing all the rest too. Like late night Taco Bell runs. And my best friends living down the street. And mixers. And drinking on a Wednesday night. And all the good things that make being in a sorority worth it. Ha. Ha..."

9. "I'll be making money at least?"

10. "Why did I graduate again?"

11. "Take me back. Please."