If you're one of the oldest among your cousins, you might know what it is like to have to sit at the kids' table during Thanksgiving dinner. Here are some experiences that all people in this predicament have probably gone through:
1. Feeling old because you keep getting annoyed over the fact that the kids won't put their cell phones away for five minutes.
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2. Thinking about the fact that most of the people at your table weren't even alive when the series finale of "Friends" first aired.
3. Feeling like your mind is going numb because of all the chatter going on at your table about whatever trash is on Disney Channel these days.
4. Getting annoyed that the kids at your table will never know the wonders of Disney shows like "Lizzie McGuire" and "Even Stevens."
5. Dealing with the annoying "fun uncle" who chooses to sit at the kids' table because he thinks it's ironic and funny (FYI: it's not).
6. Worrying that you're going to be put at the kids' table for the rest of your life, even when you're a 40 year old with a mortgage and back problems.
7. Wishing you had access to booze to numb the pain of having to listen to all the baby talk going on around you.
8. Having to go around for the rest of the day with a giant gravy stain on your shirt after your little cousin spills it on you.
9. Counting down the hours to your family's annual Thanksgiving touch football game, during which you can let out all the pent up aggression you have from your experiences at the kids' table.
10. Wondering where the public school system went wrong with the kids at your table.
11. Worrying about the future of humanity after listening in on all the weird conversations going on at your table.
